"Made me laugh as hard as anything at the festival... I could see this being a big hit on MTV..." - Todd VanDerWerff (A.V. Club)
Realizing their apartment has no kitchen table, Sam and M.G. embark on a quest to get one, a quest that ends up involving an all-night rager with an old man, a suicide, and a possible new love interest. Meanwhile, Mike has to deal with a crisis at his show, Veggie Ventures.