To defeat a global conspiracy that turns Indians into entertainers via collective mind-control and rescue the girl of his dreams, our hero must overcome his greatest nemesis - his own insecurity.
Synopsis:Choudhury is just a simple Indian gardener -- who doesn't sing and dance. In India, where EVERYONE spontaneously sings and dances (the script is a musical), that makes him a freak. It causes Choudhury to lose his job and his home.
Once he admits he has a problem, Choudhury seeks professional help to find a cure -- only to discover from a mysterious woman at a support group that he's not really a freak at all. The problem is with everyone else! They're putting something in the chai! Together, our heros work to uncover the people and the reason behind this strange national behavior.