CRAK'D PIPES

Creator: WILLIAM x. LEE
Age rating: 17 and older
An Plumber from Brooklyn saves most of the known world.
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Synopsis: E.J. McFlame is Brooklyn's best plumber. Only in New York, plumbing has become a true "family business". Pipes, tools and guns. Growing up in New York, McFlame had a difficult time staying out of trouble. Finally, he is sent to China by his parents to learn discipline. After four years at a martial arts temple, he returns to find an old Nemesis, Russian Plumber/Drug Lord Anton Procaine has killed his parents. A street war begins, as plumbers on both sides take up arms to settle the score. Just before Brooklyn is bombed into the dark ages, the Vice President of the United States forges a truce between McFlame and Procaine. Years pass, until EJ's Italian Uncle stumbles upon something during a plumbing job: Anton Procaine's financial info. Louie executes the theft of millions of dollars in bearer bonds. With this one act, the war is back on. Plumbers once again take up arms. Procaine calls in scores of highly skilled killers, and E.J. and his pals are on the run. While the majority of Brooklyn's populace cannot find any plumbers to fix plumbing problems, (because the plumbers are out fighting a street war), a cataclysmic showdown between Procaine, E.J., and even Jesus, Buddha and Mother Teresa is set into motion. Who will win? Who will die? Who's gonna' fix my toilet which is now spilling over onto my clean bathroom floor!


WHEN PLUMBERS GO TO WAR, THE SH&% IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN
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