Draculette

Creator: Ervin Anderson
Genre: Horror
Age rating: 17 and older
An ordinary girl's world is torn apart when she becomes the object of a broken-hearted female vamp's affection.
Project collaboration: By Permission
Synopsis: Life is not treating Lucy Collins kindly. She has few friends, a pill habit, no luck with men, and her dream of becoming a filmmaker just isn't happening; possibly, because she's attending the world's worst film school in Nadja, California, a dark place that's like San Francisco meets Gotham City.

Then she meets Paul and her life turns around. She finds happiness. He's everything she's ever wanted in a man: smart, nerdy, funny, a horror film geek, good in the sack.

Unfortunately for Lucy, she has a run-in with a punk rock vampire named Lillian who's just had her heart broken. Lillian wants Lucy, so she turns her into her new vampire lover. "I'm not a lesbian," Lucy says. Lillian smiles and says, "You weren't a vampire either, until this morning. Female vampires are lesbians. That's how it is. Haven't you ever seen a vampire movie?"

Lucy wants nothing to do with Lillian, but when she starts biting her friends, she has no choice but to turn to Lillian for help. She makes a deal: she agrees to be Lillian's new vampire girlfriend, and Lillian agrees to teach Lucy how to stop eating her friends.

Lillian's ex, Summer, a 50's pin-up vamp, begins dating an actress named Zooey, who's famous only for showing her large fake breasts in terrible B-movies. But Zooey turns out to be a terrible vampire, threatening to expose their blood-sucking kind to the world with her careless behavior.

When Zooey murders a famous director during a carnage-filled rampage at a lavish Hollywood party, Summer knows she has to destroy her. She also wants her old girlfriend, Lillian, back. Lucy knows her only chance to get out of her agreement with Lillian, and be with Paul, is to get Summer and Lillian back together.

After a near-deadly battle with a jealous Summer at the party, Lucy finds Paul in the pile of bodies left in Zooey's deadly wake. He's barely breathing.

And then...

Latest Work

  • Script 3 - Ervin's 3rd Draft
    02/05/12
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    Creative Notes:
    Added several new scenes, which, I believe, make all the difference in the world. It's still naughty and bloody and fun, but now it's even better. Trying to strike a perfect balance of horror and comedy. Perhaps a modern take on THE VAMPIRES LOVERS, or maybe a funky LOST BOYS meets CHASING AMY. Whatever. It's fun. You'll like it.

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