Creative Notes:
Formatted according to current standards and sized it down to the required size. Changed the story, but tried to keep the slapstick comedy.
Cocaine Cowboy
Louie Ray Lipshitz is a nebbish Real Estate Agent & cocaine addict, from Minnesota. His sexy, naive, buxom teenage daughter is missing, on a trip to Hollywood & Lipshitz goes undercover to in LA's triple X-rated underworld to find her, after she is seen in a gang-bang porno
Synopsis:
Taglines :
-"Holy Cornhole, she's taking off her clothes!!...my 18 year old daughter is getting naked on t.v.!"
-"Detective Ferrante..My daughter’s a bi-sexual, interacial porn-star
Oh, my God. Oh,my!..What’ll the neighbors say?"
-"Some nostrils should never be opened!"
Plot Summary :
-Louie Ray Lipshitz is a nebbish Real Estate Agent & cocaine addict, from the Minesotta, with former dreams of Hollywood Stardom; before his unhappy marriage. His buxom teenage daughter is missing, whilst on a schooltrip trip to Hollywood, Los Angeles and Lipshitz goes undercover to find her in the the sorid,seamy triple X-rated underworld of aberrant sexual practices, to find her; after she is spotted in a porno video.
-"Holy Cornhole, she's taking off her clothes!!...my 18 year old daughter is getting naked on t.v.!"
-"Detective Ferrante..My daughter’s a bi-sexual, interacial porn-star
Oh, my God. Oh,my!..What’ll the neighbors say?"
-"Some nostrils should never be opened!"
Plot Summary :
-Louie Ray Lipshitz is a nebbish Real Estate Agent & cocaine addict, from the Minesotta, with former dreams of Hollywood Stardom; before his unhappy marriage. His buxom teenage daughter is missing, whilst on a schooltrip trip to Hollywood, Los Angeles and Lipshitz goes undercover to find her in the the sorid,seamy triple X-rated underworld of aberrant sexual practices, to find her; after she is spotted in a porno video.
Latest Work
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Script 2 - Vernon's 1st Draft07/22/11
All Work
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Script 1 - Tony 'Tex''s Original Draft07/04/11
Creative Notes:“This is the first draft & first comedy, by the established cult-movie-makers, John Ervin, Tony 'TEx' Watt & Vivita ...we look forward to your collaboration"”