- Creator: Bart Sumner
- Genres: Science Fiction and Fantasy, Comedy
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Stonergeddon
An apocalyptic road trip movie following a diverse group of survivors after a meteor hits the earth, leaving only those that have smoked Marijuana in the last 48 hours alive. It's MAD MAX meets PINEAPPLE EXPRESS
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Synopsis:
Light years away on a distant planet with a very pre-Jurassic feel, green lava bubbles, exotic Marijuana plants grow and Rasta birds fly about. A volcano erupts hurtling a burning joint shaped meteorite through the void of space.
Back on Earth, MATTY is ripping a bong in his dorm room, with his two best friends, WILLIAM and AUSTIN. They are the misfits; a stuttering techno geek, a fat slob, and the all American underachiever.
Stoned, the TRIO stumbles out of their dorm and run into their old high school bullies, NED and TRENT. Ned and Trent beat up on our TRIO, steal their pot, and quickly take off as the campus police show up. Our Trio is arrested.
Meanwhile, smoke fills the air of a nearby Church Rectory as Father JUDAS smokes a joint with BETTY, an 80 yr old widow and cancer patient. His straight edge daughter HARMONY catches them. Betty leaves as a father and daughter argument ensues. Breaking news on the television declares that the meteorite called SPLEEF420 has just hit the California coast. Radiation emanating from the wreckage is killing everyone that hasn’t smoked marijuana in the last 48hours. Father Judas forces Harmony to smoke because after all, it’s STONERGEDDON!
Across town our TRIO is stuck inside a holding cell at the campus police station when the Meteor’s radiation hits. The police officers quickly drop dead with a creepy “Death Smile.” Austin pulls a body over and unlocks the cell. After watching the news they head for the evidence locker in hope of marijuana.
As they score pot, a snazzy ghetto female officer holstering a shotgun, catches them. But, after a touching speech from Matty, GENA agrees to help get Matty and his friends to safety. Together they cruise on Police Vespas through the confused streets filled with smashed cars, smiling dead people, and curious stoners. They cross paths with Father Judas, Harmony, and Betty in their church van being terrorized by Gangsters. Gina races to the rescue eventually chasing off CHAQUETEER and GORDO. The trio, Gina and the others join forces.
Gordo and Chaqueter run to a mansion controlled by EL PEDO, a fiercely handsome former flunky, who has assumed the role of drug kingpin. Controlling the marijuana and food keeps him in power. Gordo shows El Pedo a picture of the kids who ambushed them. Ned and Trent, about to be killed, offer up Matty and his friends in exchange for their lives.
Matty’s Misfits travel to Gena’s home where we find out that Gena had a son, and he is dead. The next morning everyone leaves, except Gena, who decides to stay because of her son.
The Misfits decide that Vegas is their best bet. They save Trent, Ned, and their girls CANDY and LAQUISHA from being “Attacked.” Eventually, the group stops for supplies where they are sold out by Trent and Ned. El Pedo attacks from the skies with a helicopter. Chase through the desert ensues.
The Misfits are cornered. Betty, wounded badly (let’s not forget she still has cancer!), gives up her life for the others. The surviving Misfits take shelter in a small abandoned town. El Pedo’s helicopter reappears, blasting a missile into Matty and Harmony’s building. Ka-Boom!
Matty and Harmony awaken in the safety of a religious refuge founded by a former homeless man named the POT PROFIT. PP sends them on their way to Vegas with food, water, and pot of course! Matty and Harmony camp on the outskirts of Vegas where they are taken into custody by none other than CHUCK NORRIS, now a real marshal in the Vegas New World. Chuck’s not alive because he smoked pot, he’s just Fucking Chuck Norris.
In Vegas the Misfits are reunited in a heartfelt moment. Father Judas explains how the new world works and brings them to meet the Divine Miss M, Bette Midler, who is now The “Queen of Vegas..”
On top of the Stratosphere, the Divine Miss M holds a meeting with the eclectic group of new Vegas leaders. It is here where the epic battle for the new world happens, as El Pedo and his minions storm the Stratosphere. As the balance of the new world teeters, the Pot Profit and his followers join the fray. Will a power monger from the old world enslave the future generations? Can mankind learn from the past and reboot a better tomorrow? Are you still reading this? Well what the hell do you think, it’s a stoner, love story, apocalyptic, comedy, epic, game-changing classic. Take a hit!
Back on Earth, MATTY is ripping a bong in his dorm room, with his two best friends, WILLIAM and AUSTIN. They are the misfits; a stuttering techno geek, a fat slob, and the all American underachiever.
Stoned, the TRIO stumbles out of their dorm and run into their old high school bullies, NED and TRENT. Ned and Trent beat up on our TRIO, steal their pot, and quickly take off as the campus police show up. Our Trio is arrested.
Meanwhile, smoke fills the air of a nearby Church Rectory as Father JUDAS smokes a joint with BETTY, an 80 yr old widow and cancer patient. His straight edge daughter HARMONY catches them. Betty leaves as a father and daughter argument ensues. Breaking news on the television declares that the meteorite called SPLEEF420 has just hit the California coast. Radiation emanating from the wreckage is killing everyone that hasn’t smoked marijuana in the last 48hours. Father Judas forces Harmony to smoke because after all, it’s STONERGEDDON!
Across town our TRIO is stuck inside a holding cell at the campus police station when the Meteor’s radiation hits. The police officers quickly drop dead with a creepy “Death Smile.” Austin pulls a body over and unlocks the cell. After watching the news they head for the evidence locker in hope of marijuana.
As they score pot, a snazzy ghetto female officer holstering a shotgun, catches them. But, after a touching speech from Matty, GENA agrees to help get Matty and his friends to safety. Together they cruise on Police Vespas through the confused streets filled with smashed cars, smiling dead people, and curious stoners. They cross paths with Father Judas, Harmony, and Betty in their church van being terrorized by Gangsters. Gina races to the rescue eventually chasing off CHAQUETEER and GORDO. The trio, Gina and the others join forces.
Gordo and Chaqueter run to a mansion controlled by EL PEDO, a fiercely handsome former flunky, who has assumed the role of drug kingpin. Controlling the marijuana and food keeps him in power. Gordo shows El Pedo a picture of the kids who ambushed them. Ned and Trent, about to be killed, offer up Matty and his friends in exchange for their lives.
Matty’s Misfits travel to Gena’s home where we find out that Gena had a son, and he is dead. The next morning everyone leaves, except Gena, who decides to stay because of her son.
The Misfits decide that Vegas is their best bet. They save Trent, Ned, and their girls CANDY and LAQUISHA from being “Attacked.” Eventually, the group stops for supplies where they are sold out by Trent and Ned. El Pedo attacks from the skies with a helicopter. Chase through the desert ensues.
The Misfits are cornered. Betty, wounded badly (let’s not forget she still has cancer!), gives up her life for the others. The surviving Misfits take shelter in a small abandoned town. El Pedo’s helicopter reappears, blasting a missile into Matty and Harmony’s building. Ka-Boom!
Matty and Harmony awaken in the safety of a religious refuge founded by a former homeless man named the POT PROFIT. PP sends them on their way to Vegas with food, water, and pot of course! Matty and Harmony camp on the outskirts of Vegas where they are taken into custody by none other than CHUCK NORRIS, now a real marshal in the Vegas New World. Chuck’s not alive because he smoked pot, he’s just Fucking Chuck Norris.
In Vegas the Misfits are reunited in a heartfelt moment. Father Judas explains how the new world works and brings them to meet the Divine Miss M, Bette Midler, who is now The “Queen of Vegas..”
On top of the Stratosphere, the Divine Miss M holds a meeting with the eclectic group of new Vegas leaders. It is here where the epic battle for the new world happens, as El Pedo and his minions storm the Stratosphere. As the balance of the new world teeters, the Pot Profit and his followers join the fray. Will a power monger from the old world enslave the future generations? Can mankind learn from the past and reboot a better tomorrow? Are you still reading this? Well what the hell do you think, it’s a stoner, love story, apocalyptic, comedy, epic, game-changing classic. Take a hit!
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Script 1 - Bart's Original Draft04/26/12
