More About Me
YUNOREVIEW?
I'm lazy. I'm not reading any feature length scripts or series pilots. Sorry. But if you have a video you'd like me to check out and rate, let me know and I'll give it a shot.
Welcome to the Brent Lonkey Experience!
SCREENWRITER/FILMMAKER/HITMAN
My work is usually dark, funny, swear filled and about as ultra-violent as it gets.
If you prefer vampires, give "The Velvet Elvis" a try. It was a semifinalist and now has its own Amazon produced test film, it's out now so watch it or Seth will come for you! And if want more, the sequel "Boogie Man: Road to Dirt" can be found on my website. Still not enough? Still want to know more? Fine! You can read more about the characters in "The Velvet Covered Saga", it can be found in the project forum page section of the script.
Want something that's just violent and too cool for school? Try "Hipster & The Schoolgirl". It too has it's own test movie, it's out now, so check that out if you get the chance. If you want more Hipster but less Schoolgirl, check out the unofficial sequel "Opiate". It can be found on my website.
And on the strange occasion that none of these piques your interest, you can find the rest of my work on there as well, which is listed prominently at the top right corner. Maybe there you can find some happiness. And to finish things off, I will leave you with a quote.
I hate you more than church and learning! - Twigger's Holiday
When I read his master works I like to drink chardonnay and listen to Chopin. Yours makes me want to turn away in disgust.
You just don't have the class or sophistication to comprehend the complexities of his craft or his characters. Cred-IT! cards! Evil! Pure genius.
If I wanted to read a script about the struggles of being a misunderstood cat, I'd watch Felix the Cat, thank you very much.
Now if you excuse me, I have farts that need to be smelled.