neueschreiber (Wegberg)

I must have blinked when the facebook-come-Twitter grammar course was on offer, not that I would have taken part in it, as English grammar is hard enough to use correctly due to nazi-nit-pickers, and through its versatility.
I had no idea what was being said in the opening scene, the abreviations, the slack descriptions and the foriegn text, also, a lot was told and not described. What is an American Beauty? A milk shake, a chicken burger. The second part was meaningless too. I defy anybody to explain this script in detail, it gave me a headache trying to translate the words into pictures.

Try again, in English this time.

First of all, the narrator told about the fantastic scenery and the castle, but didn't describe it. The same with the character - the king was sad. Well I'm sad, after reading this - should I describe my facial features, as it would help. And, what are 'fortunes'? Are they the slips of paper inside the fortune cookies? The king's pathetic attempt at humour was pathetic. I haven't read Grimm's 'The 12 Dancing Princesses'. Is this a copy of the book?
Sorry, this cript - sorry, script left me cold, as the author left a glaring homophone after editing.