John Saleeby (pearl)

I'm a morose Loner with a Heart O' Gold. I work the Night Shift at a Mississippi Psychiatric Hospital and write Comedy bits to stay awake. When I was a teenager in the late Seventies I wrote for the National Lampoon - The Peak of my Career! I used to be a Stand Up Comic in New York but was uncomfortable with the kind of people I found myself dealing with (I'm trying real hard to be polite here). For the past few years I've written for a British Rock Magazine and a boatload of Internet Humor Zines, particularly Acid Logic.com. I've been writing Horror and Comedy Movie scripts just to learn how to do it and I finally have one I think is good enough to show other people - It's about a Stand Up Comic in New York who winds up working the Night Shift at a Mississippi Psychiatric Hospital. Right now I'm working on another script about a guy in the Sixties who gets Drafted and sent to Vietnam. That won't piss everybody off, right? Right?

"King Kong", "Night Of The Living Dead", "A Hard Day's Night", "Doctor Strangelove", "The Wild Angels", "Natural Born Killers", "Sid And Nancy", "Kill Bill", "Boogie Nights", "The Life Aquatic", "The Virgin Suicides", "Battle Royale"

Bill Murray, Monty Python, Spike Milligan, Woody Allen, Jerry Lewis, The Marx Brothers, The Firesign Theater, Chevy Chase, Tommy Chong, Mister Bill

Spiritual Guru - Ace Frehley