My name is Blake. I crave chocolate milk every day. My wife is beautiful. My dog is smart. I'm lazy by nature and picky by choice. I'm very cold-natured. I like dark colors, but i'm not a fan of yellow. Family is important. I fear change but accept it as inevitable. I can really pinch a penny. I have severe hypocritical tendencies at times. I maybe read one book and watch a hundred movies a year. I try to be serious, but I'd rather be child-like. I try really hard to not feel feelings, but it becomes increasingly difficult at times. I want to do good and right by people. I'm still selfish. I think taxes are stupid. I am realistically hopeful or hopefully realistic, whichever you prefer. I understand better when I see it and hear it as opposed to one or the other. I have a million questions, but I don't want to lose the illusion of control. I wish I knew how to read music. I still hate cats. Like most men, I possess the ability to turn my brain off as well as not listen to a single word you say. I'd love to go anywhere I haven't been before. I love silence, my wife does not. Fortunately, this has not put a strain on our marriage, because that would be dumb. It is my opinion that as long as Google exists, learning is optional. Music with others makes me happy. Music alone moves me indescribably. I get a rush in the presence of danger, and I like it. I diversify and invest money conservatively, but I still want to jump out of a plane for fun. I love to perform, but I'm always nervous. I have no sense of direction. I absolutely believe ALL IS fair in love and war. I say or think the phrase "That's what she said" at least seven times a day. Math sucks, but I say that only because I'm bad at it. I get mad at everyone on the road that drives like an idiot or in a manner that doesn't suit me. I'm not even close to being as obnoxious (or honest) as this bio makes me sound. I can't remember anything my wife says, but I'm working on that. I say "like" a lot when talking, but if you say "like" a lot to, chances are i'm counting the number of times you're saying it in my head. I got kneed in the face once and broke a bunch of my beautiful face bones. That was bad. I once had an eclectic taste in music and women, but now i'm only in to my wife and like three other bands.