DarkHorse (Los Angeles)

I like to party it up at all the hot spots, but sometimes I like to stay in and snuggle. I like sunsets, Sudoku, walks in the park, Warren Motherfucking Zevon, outlet malls, swimming, al pastor tacos, whatever Lyndon LaRouche does, science, the color aquamarine. I am honest, hardworking, and honorable. If you choo-choo-choose me I can promise you fun filled times, and scented bath salts on your birthday.

Orca, Zoom, Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever, Howard The Duck, Meet the Spartans, Fat Slags, Gigli, Anything that Uwe Boll directs esp. Alone In The Dark, Glitter, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, UHF

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